Lil Wayne
DR. CARTER
- Nurse - Lil Wayne -
(Where's my coffee?)
Good morning Doctor Carter (hey sweetie)
Looks like its going to be a long day
(ah another one what we got?)
Your first patient (yeah)
Is suffering from a lack of concept (uhuh)
Originality (ugh)
His flow is weak (Another one)
And he has no style (Ugh)
What you got for 'em?
- Lil Wayne -
Okay, let me put my gloves on and my scrubs on
Dr.Carter to the rescue, excuse me if I'm late
But like a thief it takes time to be this great
Ha! So just wait
Your style is a disgrace
Your rhymes are fifth place and I'm just grace
One , uno , ace
and I'm trying to make your heart beat like bass
But your sweet like cake and I come to fix
whatever you shall break
Where is your originality?
You are so fake so picture me like a gallery
Capture what I say
All I need is one mic, all I need is one take
Like hey, brighter then the sun ray
got a pistol on the playground
Watch the gun play like no kidding
No kids in the way, but the kids do watch.
Gotta watch what we say, gotta work everyday
Gotta not be cliche, gotta stand out like Andre 3K
Gotta kick it, kick it like the sensei
You gotta have faith you gotta, gotta wait, wait
Okay, respect is in the heart
So that's where I'm gonna start
And a lot of heart patients don't make it
Now hey kids, plural I graduated
'Cause you could get through anything if Magic made it
And that was called recycling, or re-reciting
something 'cause you just like it
so you say it just like it
Some say it's biting, but I say it's enlightening
Besides, Dr. Kanye West is one of the brightest
And Dr. Swizz can stitch your track up the tightest
And Dr. Jeezy can fix your back up the nicest
Arthritis in my hand from writing
But I'm a doctor, they don't understand my writing
So I stop writing, now I'm like lighting
And you ain't Vince Young
so don't clash with the Titans
Fast and exciting, my passion is frighting
Now let me put some more vocab in your I.V.
Here take this Vicodin , like it and love it
And confidence has no budget so pay me no mind
I don't walk like I talk it 'cause I'm running
I don't do it 'cause I done it
and I'm in the emergency punnet
Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly, go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection
I stay tight like pussy at night
Baby don't get me wrong I could do that pussy right
But I'm too wrong to write, too fresh to fight
Too paid to freestyle, too paid to freestyle
I had to say it twice, swagger so nice
And don't ask me shit unless it concern a price
And I don't rap fast, I rap slow
'cause I mean every letter in the words
in the sentence of my quotes
Swagger just flow sweeter then honey oats
That swagger I got it, I wear it like a coat
Wait, as I put the light down his throat
I can only see flow, his blood starting to flow
His lungs starting to grow, this one starting to show
Strong signs of life
Where's the stitches, here's the knife
Smack his face, his eyes open
I reply with a nice "welcome back"
Hip hop I saved your life