PINK CELLPHONE
"Belief in the one true power."
"Belief in the one true power."
"Belief in the one true power."
Can't stop the sound
Can you?
Can't stop the sound
Can't stop the sound
I can't stop you
(X your eyes)
(Let the tape roll)
You're gonna get sexy
That's right
Grow up
Do you wanna get sick?
That's right
Grow up
'Cause you're gonna get sick
That's right
Grow up
'Cause you're gonna get..
sick, sick
sick, sick, sick
...up
(X your heart)
(Let the tape roll)
"Belief in the one true power."
Can't stop the sound
Can you?
Can't stop the sound
I can't stop you
(X your eyes)
(Let the tape roll)
But you're gonna get sexy
That's right
Grow up
Do you wanna get sick?
That's right
Grow up
'Cause you're gonna get sick
That's right
Grow up
(X your eyes)
(I'll tell you when)
"So your troubles continue to multiply
and to grow as a direct result of your being misguided,
deceived, misdirected, or fooled.
All of these are variations of the basic ego-gloried live theme,
in which you follow the gospel truth."
"Pursuing the wrong ideals and goals that lead you into sickness, unto ...
And from this sickness brings the belief in the one true power.
That cure that promised to erase the symptoms that stood between you,
and your goal.
That's seductive to hear that offered relief and comfort
without disturbing the faulty system, of your beliefs.
The belief in the one true power.
Forever and ever.
One nation, under ...
The Father, The Son, and The Holy ...
In Jesus' name,
amen."
"Greasy filthy handjobs,
in truckstop restrooms.
Hot carling, all over the place. (laughs)
Hot carling, I turned that into a verb.
Hope you appreciate it.
Carling, Hot Carling Academy.
It's a school where you go to learn how to butt-fuck.
It's an Inglo ...
They dont have blowjobs there.
Because they are uncircumsized
And that is just disgusting
So, they have to butt-fuck
Which is also disgusting.
Because that extra foreskin traps all the germs,
and the poop, and the butt-fucking residue.
Sin.
And that is why British people have bad teeth,
amen."